Ranking The 7 Most Popular Victorias Secret Angels
Its always fun sitting around with friends ranking your favorite sports players, favorite video games, favorite movies, the hottest brunettes, favorite MLB steroid abusers, and on and on. But today we are shooting for the stars by attempting to rank the current (most popular) Victoria Secret Angels. The only way to do a task like this is by using silly analysis. So here’s the participants followed by our picks – Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, and Heidi Klum. All comments are welcome – let us know if you agree…
#7 Izabel Goulart – why #7? She was once nicknamed the Giraffe. I can’t get that theory about her having a big neck and skinny body out of my head.
#6 Selita Ebanks – Why? When she was younger she once worked at Six Flags Amusement Park, which if anyone has ever gone there knows they serve the worst food in the business.
#5 Heidi Klum – Why? Born in 1973 shes no spring chicken anymore.
#4 Karolina Kurkova – why? Maybe the hottest, but no navel? With this list you have to be perfect.
#3 Gisele Bundchen – Why? She may be the hottest but don’t you get the feeling she is making Tom Brady into a sissy. One of the top NFL stars shouldn’t be holding handbags.
#2 Adriana Lima – Why 2nd place? She holds out on having sex until she is married. Then marries backup point guard Marko Jaric. Marko returns the favor by supposedly cheating on her. Does that sound like a #1 girl for a Victorias Secret list?
#1 Alessandra Ambrosio – Why? She loves to surf, eats junk, and works out doing a routine called the Brazilian Butt Lift. Yes thats how you become the angel of all angels. You can see ridiculously hot pictures of her here
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June 23rd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Stephanie Seymour may have been a VS Angel before your time, but she puts all of the ones who followed her to shame. She should certainly top the list. Still gorgeous after all these years.
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June 23rd, 2009 at 8:21 pm
You know Scott you definitely are right. And we love redheads too….isla fisher.
For this post, we were ranking the current most popular Angels. Maybe we will expand this into the all time angels at some point. Thanks for the comment and by all means S. Seymour would be way up the list!
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Gisele is no more an Angel since 2007.
And also: WTF? No Miranda Kerr?
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June 24th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Colar,
Basically for this list I grabbed 7 of the more popular (current) angels that are smoking hot and ranked them with reasons & why. Differentiating between smoking hot and very hot was challenging even for this small group. That’s where things like making your NFL playing husband holding your handbag comes into play or getting cheated on by a NBA Player who you saved your virginity for. But its clear that a larger more definitive list will need to be formed which I will definitely take on with a case of Bud Light, Chex Peanut Lovers mix, and a 3 day weekend. You are correct – Miranda Kerr and her amazingly hot dimples deserves to be in this list. Where do you think she gets ranked in this group? BTW…Gisele still does the big shows.
July 27th, 2009 at 10:20 am
How is Marissa Miller not in this list of beauties?!
July 27th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Adam – Valid point! The selection of girls was random, but yes it was stupid leaving Marissa Miller and Miranda Kerr off the list. Damnit